Gong Kia's Top Ten List 4
When i wrote about the top ten list for why guys like NS, i was wondering if there will be people who is going to say i tao nao pai. so dat time i oredi planned to write this.So for this week, the top ten list is on 'Why Guys Hate NS'
10) Your CO/OC/PC/Sect Comdr is an asshole and your life in the unit is shit everyday.
9) You have to clean weapon till 3-4am and still have to wake up at 530am to do PT and area cleaning.
8) Your platoon mates play you out and you have to go on missions with 2x MG feedbox, 1x spare barrel, 1x 12kg GPMG and your FBO.
7) The love interest got attached already in the U or working life while you get stuck in a moment you can't get out of it.
6) Worst, YOUR GF kanna potong jalan by some bastard in the U or working life while you come undone.
5) When the new jargons are used on you, like 'can you shoot properly you bobo king!', 'wahlau, horlan in this fucking brunei jungle...', 'GO SIGN 7 EXTRAS!' and you are the poor fella charging in, place the bangalore, run back, boomed, charged in again and shouting 'GAP GAP GAP!'
4) When you have to charge up the hill even though a heavy rain just passed, worse still, armor had rumbled through, creating more mud on the way.
3) You always tio DOOs/Guard Comdrs who are very siao on and turn you out every 30 minutes.
2) No matter how hard you train, you can never run below 10 for 2.4, do more than 6 chinups or pass your SOC.
And the No1 reason 'why guys hate NS' is
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1) 2 of your best years are spent doing something that you actually DON'T wish to do!
posted by luxy @ 1:45 AM
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